Saturday, April 10, 2010


He approaches me and says "Bebe I'm not mad at you but you really shouldn't put greaseproof paper into the oven..." But why I asked? "Because they fucking went on fire" Oooops

Friday, April 9, 2010


Nyom, you will be mine, yes you will
M'wahahaha shame your paws are so short you will never reach it!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


How do you know it's Easter?When the lil yellow chickies invade!!!


Louy Louy quite contrary how does your garden grow? How the hell should I know, it's not mine...
Deep down i am a poet...

Monday, April 5, 2010


A monster sausage sammich, man what an ugly picture but I missed out on the last monster sammich and was promised this one this morning! It's not all for me!

Sunday, April 4, 2010


Hmmm I don't remember a one night stand with a chicken, they look nothing like me....


My most favourite sound in the world is a new coffee jar being cracked open. I turn all noises off and quickly crack a spoon into it, the crack of the foil and the initial burst of the coffee aroma just makes me so happy. Bit of an OCD but all the foil has to be peeled off then, D has had to wait til I come home to open coffee sometimes..